my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
What sucks is when you fall in love with someone at the age of 25 and spend a year with them and believe above all that you can spend your life with this person. So you move in and you start to share your life and make them a focus and then you realize that they at 26 almost 27 treats your relationship like a foolish 20 year old. That the struggles and the I love you’s and the mornings together are little more than a passing day. That they as a person won’t give up that last part of them to truly be with each other and then one day it’s all over. And you try to talk and the pain is overwhelming and you try to see how to move forward and everywhere you still see their face or feel their warmth or hear their laugh. And you, someone who has always been strong and independent, feel so weak that you don’t know how to keep moving without them.
The Undertaker 
My absolute favorite era of The Undertaker was when he upped the ante and went from being pretty creepy to being downright terrifying. When The Undertaker got screwed out of the WWF Championship by Vince McMahon, along with his brother Kane (who wound up joining The Corporation), The Undertaker became more maniacal than ever. He started venturing further into darkness, amassing a legion that he called The Ministry Of Darkness. This group included Paul Bearer, Mideon, Viscera, The Brood (Edge, Christian, and Gangrel), and The Acolytes (Bradshaw and Faarooq). The group dominated strong over the WWF, eventually guiding The Undertaker to the WWF Championship at Over The Edge 1999 after an alliance was formed between The Ministry Of Darkness and The Corporation, known combined as The Corporate Ministry.
One of the most memorable segments involving The Ministry was when The Undertaker strapped Stephanie McMahon to his giant T logo and attempted to marry her, before the marriage was stopped by Stone Cold Steve Austin. I remember people going apeshit over that. Shortly after, The Undertaker crucified Austin by tying him to the logo and hanging him over the entranceway as he posed underneath. Such a powerful image to see the face of the WWF being put on display by the strongest presence of evil in the company’s history.
portugal has TWO freedom days
america has 365
- Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides (via larmoyante)
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
The 5 Greatest Weaknesses of DC Superheroes [dorkly]
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
- inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via olivia-ross)
…..ever feel like your life is a total shamble